thats the most british sentence i’ve ever read 
basswhale unprime
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septiferous find-the-beauty-within




“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”


not even risking that shit

Forever rebloggggg

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The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21” 

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loushirolls collectiveaddiction
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williams-blood hellacatholic
  • selfie game: weak
  • wifi game: weak
  • school game: weak
  • relationship game: weak
  • music game: strong
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whorchacha oceanic-fire
  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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blastortoise inthenameofkittens


when u hurt ur boob


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keelahsomethigh cawllin
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workbitchs cawllin
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http clairvoyant-harmony
  • me when im 420 years old: lol
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mom don’t disturb me i’m studying
endangerment -everysecond