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awkwardcum:

dulect:

when that one person you hate in your class speaks

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Some people love the idea of being in love but don’t know how much effort it really takes KushandWizdom. (via ajeebinsaan)
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lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

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doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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One day, you will wake up. You will be able to get dressed, eat breakfast, brush your teeth, take a shower, go to school, eat lunch, go to class, and come home. And you’ll be able to do all of that without thinking about him. I’m waiting for that day // R.R. (via missinyouiskillingme)
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spankmehardbarry:

sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards

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He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear, but in six months you’ll be drunk and texting him how much you miss him but he won’t reply. (via holysmithers)
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50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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A guide to Desperate Housewives
  • Season 1: Why the fuck did Mary-Alice do?
  • Season 2: What the fuck did Betty Applewhite do?
  • Season 3: What the fuck did Orson do?
  • Season 4: What the fuck did Katherine do?
  • Season 5: What the fuck did Dave do?
  • Season 6: What the fuck did Angie do?
  • Season 7: Why the fuck is Paul Young back?
  • Season 8: What the fuck did everyone do?
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