bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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tastefullyoffensive collectiveaddiction

87daysbefore:

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pretty patties RULE!

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inasians:

When you realize that you’re falling for your best friendimage

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robolivable policethepopulace
So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what. (via soulsscrawl)
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sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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qrieves:

"same sex marriage is unnatural!"

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slayboybunny:

I don’t get why any of you even like me at all but I have a feeling it might be because I’m a beautiful hilarious effervescent model with a great personality

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iraffiruse slyfoxhound

inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

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